BBC 6 minute English-Ticket touts
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NB: This is not a word for word transcript
Rob: Hello, welcome to 6 Minute English. I’m Rob
Neil: And hello, I’m Neil
Rob: Today we’re talking about ticket touts. The verb ‘to tout’ means to sell tickets for an event such as a sports match or concert for more money than their real price – or face value. And the people who do it are called touts. Now, be honest Neil, have you ever bought a ticket from a tout
Neil: No, if I don’t get a ticket from an official source I tend to just miss the event
Rob: Fair enough. Well, I’ve never been that desperate to see a show that I’ve needed to buy a ticket from a tout – but I guess, if a must-see match or a concert was a sell-out and there were no tickets, then I might be tempted
Neil: It’s a dodgy – or dishonest – and unreliable business and it’s a big problem which we’ll be discussing soon. But first, have you got a ‘dodgy’ question for me Rob
Rob: Nothing dodgy here Neil, just a good honest question about ticket sales. Now, we know tickets to see a pop singer or band can sell out very quickly. But according to the Guinness World Records, which singer sold the most ever tickets in one day for his 2006 World Tour? Was it
a) Robbie Williams
b) Bob Dylan
c) Justin Timberlake
Neil: I’m going to go for Justin Timberlake
Rob: OK. We’ll find out if you’re right later on. Let’s talk more now about ticket touts. These are people who sell tickets dishonestly. Tickets can be bought honestly – or legitimately – through an official agent, sometimes on a website
Neil: That’s right but sometimes agents add on commission – an extra charge for processing the tickets. Plus there’s sometimes a fee for credit card transactions. I find that really annoying
Rob: Yeah, me too. And of course the best place to pick up a ticket is usually from the box office at the venue – the place where the event is happening. Then you get to pay the genuine price
Neil: And even then ticket prices can be really high. Some people pay hundreds of pounds for the best tickets – possibly for front row seats
Rob: Not me Neil. Being a cheapskate, I go for the cheapest seats, usually up in ‘the gods’ – I mean, the seats high up at the back – that’s where you can get a bargain – even if you get a restricted view and you can’t see too well
Neil: Well, when even these seats have sold out, some people give in to the temptation of the ticket touts. These are the guys who stand outside the venue just before the event starts – or they operate online. But the tickets they sell are not always the bargain you think they are
Rob: No. Sometimes they charge inflated prices – or high prices for the basic ticket for the sort of seats that I sit in. And sometimes they sell a fake ticket – so not a real one – for a seat that’s already booked. It leaves you out-ofpocket – you lose your money
Neil: It’s a big problem in London and other cities around the world. It’s especially a concern for theatres that are subsidised or receive money from the state
Rob: Yes, such as London’s Royal Opera House. Let’s hear from its Chief Executive, Alex Beard. What is the solution to the problem – and what advice does he give for avoiding the touts
Alex Beard, Chief Executive, Royal Opera House
People have been wrestling with this issue now for decades, and no one’s come up with the perfect silver bullet, as it were, to take the touts out of business. There are, however, authorised agencies that sell tickets, and they are listed on websites. And I would recommend anyone who wants to get a last minute ticket to look at those, because they are reputable, they will charge a fair price and won’t be effectively misselling tickets
Rob: Some interesting words. He says there is not a perfect ‘silver bullet’ for stopping the touts. A silver bullet means one simple answer to completely solve the problem. So what does he suggest
Neil: He says use authorised agencies – so companies that have been checked and approved by the venues. These are reputable – so people have a good opinion of them and they can be trusted
Rob: Yes, and they will charge a fair price too. You won’t be – as we sometimes say – ripped off
Neil: In many cases reselling tickets and making a profit is not allowed, and if someone is found doing it, the tickets they’re selling become void – or not valid, so the buyer can’t actually use the tickets they’ve paid for
Rob: A BBC investigation found one website was offering two tickets to see the play Coriolanus at a London theatre for £۲,۰۱۵٫ The face value was originally £۲۰ to £۳۵ each
Neil: Well, luckily for me, I couldn’t afford that kind of price so I would wait for a genuine cheaper ticket to become available
Rob: Or, if that doesn’t happen, choose another play to see. There’s plenty of choice in London’s West End
Neil: Good advice there Rob, although it’s harder to get tickets for a band or singer who’s performing in your city for one night only
Rob: A bit like buying a ticket for one singer who holds the record for selling the most ever tickets in one day. But who was it
Neil: I said c) Justin Timberlake
Rob: He is very popular isn’t he, but not as popular as Robbie Williams was. He sold 1.6 million tickets in 24 hours. Did you buy one of them Neil
Neil: No I didn’t
Rob: Before we go, Neil, could you remind us of some of the vocabulary that we’ve heard today
Neil: Yes, we heard
ticket touts face value dodgy legitimately agent commission transactions venue cheapskate inflated prices fake out-of-pocket silver bullet reputable void
Rob: Thanks. Well, that brings us to the end of today’s 6 Minute English. We hope you’ve enjoyed today’s programme. Please join us again soon. Bye
Neil: See you